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Reasons to Be Male


Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.

Same work ... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding Dress = £2000; morning suit hire = £100.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

You can leave the hotel bed unmade.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

You can quietly enjoy a car journey from the passenger's seat.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
gift.

You are not expected to know the names of more than fivecolours.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck


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